Get your booty shakin’ and your sex life quakin.’ Or so say the sexperts! It turns out exercise is good for more than buns of steel. It also promises tons of squeal…in the bedroom. Or maybe it’s the steel causing the squeal? Either way, that’s quite the incentive for squeezing in some sweat time. [...]
Here a chick, there a chick. Everywhere a cheat, cheat? Ok, so maybe not everywhere. But tweet this! Women’s marital plates are now rivaling men’s when it comes to a little somethin’ somethin’ on the side. A daringly sweet dessert to offset the mundanely sour entree, perhaps? “Bone” appetit! Her sweet tooth is her [...]
Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater…had a wife and couldn’t keep her. He must’ve been checking out some other hottie’s melons. Marriage is challenging even in Mother Goose’s land of lollipops and twinkle, twinkle little stars? Cheating is complicated, common, and anything but new. Modern day men cheat on wives. “Good old days” men cheated on wives. As [...]
French kissing. Tongue wrestling. Face sucking. Lip Locking. Spit swapping. Whatever your term selection for tonguing affection, kissing is the shiznit, no? An upper persuasion for a lower invasion, as they say. If romance movies have taught us anything, it’s that a knee weakening, head dizzying, passionate tongue tango is all the erotic prodding a [...]
Saying “I do” … $20,000. First twirl of the “virginal” lily white gown around the dance floor as husband and wife … $3000. That dreamy oblivious newlywed stare as guests gorge on cake and romance… $1000. One hell of a honeymoon night romp… $2000. That sex-starved post-dreamy glazed over look of defeat after several years [...]
Thrills, chills, and squeals. Adrenaline junkies at heart! We love to hate horror movies, push our fear factor limit creeping through haunted houses, plunge from ledges with nothing but a glorified rubber band fending off the grim reaper, and flock to amusement parks in search of a thrill like hard ‘n’ horny “gentlemen” waving dollar [...]
Coming home to a dark house, she wonders if he’s home. She opens the door to a dimly lit room and a trail of rose petals leading her to a Hallmark moment table adorned with wine, candles, and perfected place settings…a romantic candlelit dinner…a.k.a. the bait. Before she can take it all in, a glass [...]
She’s a good girl. She’s a bad girl. She’s everywhere in between. She’s the steamy release from every woman’s boiling pot of hidden thoughts, feelings, and desires…a pot stirred by the hand of sexual expression, but sealed by the lid of sexual repression. She’s the woman torn between the safety of being wholesome and the [...]
Give and take. Push and pull. “Come” and GO? Wait…no fair! It takes two to tango, right? The sexual tango is best when both parties crash from exhausted pleasure. But that dance doesn’t always go off without a hitch. And that hitch can be a bitch…in the form of a selfish lover. Most of us [...]
First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes…love handles, beer guts, and muffin tops? Wait a minute…that wasn’t covered in the wedding vows, was it? I remember “For better or worse” …or maybe that was code for… “For hot or not.” Though not a topic we like to address (unless we’re wagging our finger in [...]
